They could name Spire after a famous Yellowstone geyser for its ability to run the PR/Pump'n'Dump machine over and over again.

A tip of the hat to the folks who've created such an efficient wealth-extraction machine from the pockets of well-meaning but naive investors into those who follow the company and know that in spite of everything they announce they never advance, never profit, never do much of anything.

This is why we eagerly sell any news.