Did you come to this startling revelation before, during, or after humping the goat?

While you are down in the basement breathing in Chinese drywall fumes, be sure to close and lock all vents, windows, and doors. This will prevent your many enimies from breeching the security of your basement compound. This will also protect your goat from being ravaged by the heathen and unclean terrorists that uncontrollably lust after barnyard animals.

To further secure your basement compound, you must cease all internet communications for the next ten years.