Actually - where are Hef checks at ?

Probably under a stack of scrap books or in one of them.

CHECK!! Hef photographer carries a debit card.
One swipe and their on their way.

Sort of like how some punk lifted my numbers from my credit card. But, no telling how much stuff they bought with it but which just corrupted them even more. When will people figure it out - less is more.

It's like buying a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds for $1, less calories is better for them. But, you do have to wonder why doesn't McDonald's offer a mega version with bananas and a cherry.