{{{You never saw Chaim Aviv and Bernie Madoff in the same room, at the same time.....Did you? }}}
It's too bad that Eric Dahmer isn't still alive. We could put Bernie and Chaimy and Eric all in the same room. With nothing else but a salt and pepper shaker.
"Oh just a little nibble on your toes,
And a sharp wee bite from your nose.
Thinking of your gizzard gives me the hots
Nibbling them financial wizards they nearly plotz!"