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OT - Strong medicine      3-Nov-09 08:00 am    
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his
wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living
on a nearby reservation, who was rumored to have a
wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction..

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say
'1-2-3'.

'When you do that, you will become more manly than you
have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as
you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from
working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded, but when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and
then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!" Immediately,
he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the
1-2-3 for?"

And THAT, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition because we could end up
with a dangling participle.
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