I just clicked Yahoo's three "Ownership" links for MHAN. There appear to have been no insider sales or purchases in the past three months. Insiders still hold 4%. 96% of MHAN seems to be held by invisible phantoms who buy and sell among themselves.

My theory is that these phantoms control one or two computers that are programmed to buy and sell MHAN shares every day to make it look as if MHAN still exists. The transaction costs for such trades average less than $500/day. With the public thus distracted, the wise-guys who robbed MHAN investors blind over the years are making their getaway.

According to my theory, all that remains of MHAN are "Please leave a message" voice-mail messages. And now scattering across the vast expanse of SEC blindness are wise-guys, some with new identities and others protected by the safeguards afforded those who've contributed handsomely to re-election campaigns...guided by this singular premise: There is no shame if you don't get caught.

If there is anyone to dispute this theory, please stand and challenge it.