How wrong you are, oh Cleveland Steamer lover.
I worked at Maxim, but quit after cashing out my options with the price at $50. I'm no dummy; I saw the way they ran the business and didn't want to be a part of it. Got called a couple times to try to get me to come back, but that didn't work. Now I have a much better job with cool hours and a home life too. I don't like male junk, except I'm kind of fond of my own. It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I like. My wife is a hot thing quite a bit younger than me. She says it's the confidence in myself that she fell for.
Do I like Maxim? No. Do I know what I'm talking about? Yes. What's your story, oh colon troller?