"My name is Randy. I used to be in sales and marketing. I couldn't sell or market anything so I then got a new hair cut and got promoted to head of a division. I then bought some plants on the Ohio river. Lost our ass. But becuase my new hair-do had alot of grease, I got moved into HR. NEW YORK!!!!, where all the outta touch @#$%s live. Did I mention I have a Saab? I pretend to be rich, and screw everything I can along the way, cause I am fake......."


Absolutely juvenile