Dorkville the stock fooru.

I remember reading where maggots are blind so to help you out I have this clue:

Feel around the face with your hand, if you notice that above the lip is hair,chances are pretty good its a guy.

Go for it buddy, with a guy that allows you to touch his face you may have a chance.

With a lady, as soon as you reach out I'm sure she'll be gone, and with your beastie wife, he's ok with any contact.

Sorry foo looks like yet another losing day for MS. Even the execs are starting to jump ship.