Wanted!!!

Hi I am MERIX upper management and the doctors can't seem to find a item for us. It seems that individually and collectively we have lost our brains. We beseeched religion and asked God and he didn't remember giving us one to begin with. We each then went to the proctologist and all he could find is our empty heads, but soon as he pulled it, out one of our colleges mystically got stuck there. The doctor eventually gave up.

We then went to the bank hoping to buy some common cents in hope that would lure a brain. By mistake we bought most of MERIX stock and then tried selling the company. Oddly enough they offered us more credit and said not to look there for common cents because they didn't have any either.

Next we went to a sewage treatment facility as our share holder told us we had ____ for brains. It was a good upgrade but not enough to run a factory.

Our employees seem to think that our brains simple shriveled up and died from lack of use. I heard mumblings from lower management that they think our brains and collective thought went on a strike due to us not listening to them just as we don't listen to lower management.

I hope this information is helpful in finding our brains as everybody at BOB is trying to open their BMW's with there Mercedes keys.

REWARD:
Long term gainful employment. A friendly and relaxed working environment. A family oriented atmosphere. Qualified employees. Wage incentives. Great pay and benifits. All this with a leading circuit board manufacturer.

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