Christ on a raft! I just watched the latest post from Mr. Perfectly Polite Pinhead float by. Aren't you the savvy little investor? I could barf. And he wishes you good luck 'Jerxes! Aren't you impressed? You don't need luck, you need a size eleven up your butt, that's what you need.

Anyway I didn't come here just to abuse your useless hide, I came to round up the dimwits! After all it's that time of the quarter when we all get to guess what 'Jerxes favorite firm is going to announce for its quarterly earnings.

You care to start the bidding, 'Jerxes? I'm sure your pus-filled brain is just about bursting with lame insights into the quarterly losses. And don't make me nag your fat ass fifty times while you hide quiverring in your closet. Just cough up the numbers. You cough up yours, and I'll cough up mine.

Calling all dimwits....let's go! It's a Dimwit Round-up!