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Starved for intelligent postings with fact-based analysis? Well, I've got just the recipe for you: Bonehead Soup. Easy to make, just fill a large vat with boneheads, boil and serve! And lucky for us, there's no shortage of boneheads around here! Just today, fresh from Thailand or Estonia (or wherever else they speak English like that)we are joined by Qerkl, no doubt attracted by the familiar stench of fellow boneheads. Into the pot with your ignorant ass, Qerkl!
Now to today's lesson inspired by ArtaJerxes brilliant quote: "how much should LeCroy spend on R&D? AS MUCH AS THEY CAN AFFORD! Last qtr. Agilent spent 155 MILLION FREAKIN' DOLLARS!!! LeCroy coughed up $6M. 'nuff said." Lesson: ArtaJerxes has nicely illustrated his supreme boneheadedness by comparing all of Agilent's R&D expense to all of LeCroy's R&D expense. (Why would you do that you stupid dimwit?) (By the way, NASCAR fans say 'nuff said' alot, revealing ArtaJerxes true southern-fried bonehead roots) Back to the Lesson: Last quarter Agilent actually spent $153M on R&D, having cut $17M from the previous quarter. On total revenue of $1,057M, that's 14.5% spent on R&D. Agilents EMG business (Where the oscilloscopes live) made up 49.6% of their total revenue. Inside EMG, General Purpose Test (Where the scopes live) made up 62.2% of the EMG total. Inside General Purpose Test are included oscilloscopes, spectrum analyzers, logic analyzers, signal generators, power supplies, digital multimetes, bit error rate testers, and more than two dozen other types of instruments. So, for your homework, how much does Agilent spend on oscilloscope R&D in absolute dollars and as a percentage of oscilloscope revenue? If you need help then just ask that out-of-work-ex-Agilent dude Thombrowniing....I'm sure he'll consult his hard drive and cough up an answer. So, into the pot with you, too 'Jerxes, you miserable moronic meathead. Dinner is served! Rating :
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you are rudest guy. im not coming from anyplace i ...
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I done had jes' about enuf a' you, Mr. E-daley! Y...
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If the notion of R&D funding proportionality
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