Welcome back, Holy Reverend Mother. It's good to hear from you again. This is The Research Penguin. Remember me. I recall my favorite story from the HWG's infamous collection is the time the two partners had to split up the wealth equally when one of them had to leave for health reasons.

That was when balance sheet items suddenly took on renewed interest because only the two principals in HWG knew their real worth. I was surprised when the outgoing partner took so much of his share in oil, and portended the big rise HWG was to have from oil.