First, it doesn't squirt right. Remember, Heinz wants you to lose product, so, y'all will use more and more, get it?

Second, they want you to waste da product, which is why you can never use 11.7% of da product which stays in da inefficiently designed plastic bottle.

Third, it tastes funny, probaly because they put it in a poisonious plastic container. Heinz is working with da Obama Admin to kill older people on SS & Medicare so they can reduce da deficit.

C Yaz - Da Bear Cares [CGDGE] ( If y'all love grandma & grandpa, short or sell Heinz. )