till Da HNZ Under $33.00 Pitty Party @ Morton's. Thinking about having it at da Chicago Morton's, is that ok with Yinz, huh?

C Yaz - Da Bear Cares [CGDGE] ( I can only afford 5 guests, that's all my company's expense will pay for. To qualify, Yinz must meet da following conditions:

1) Don't say mean stuff about Da Bear.
2) Actually be long or short HNZ
3) No Heinz Management, except for Teresea

C Yaz - Da Bear Cares [CGDGE] ( Come hungry. )