Arguments For / Exact Matches between the two:
1)They both work only 1 Day Per Year!
2)Santa is Old (exact match here)
3)Santa's shirt is 3x too small for him, and his huge belly stretches it out. (ditto for her)
4)When I was a kid and sat on Santa's lap I can remember he had a bit of Body Order. The BO is consistent. My Mom said it was probably because he had been "working his sleigh" all night. (The match could be "pulling train on.." "being worked like a sleigh"....I am starting to vomit, so I'll end it there).
5)Santa has had countless little boys sit on his lap. (Countless ignorant young men with extremely low standards have....her....)
6)Santa's job is "Make Believe / Imaginery" (Exact Match again here)
7)They Both Pee standing up! (so I have been told)
8)They Both have hair on their chests (But Santa does not use "just for men" to take the grey out, coloring on his).
9)They both like toys that use batteries. One gives them out, and one uses them...
10)Both are desperate! Santa is desperate to make all kids in the world happy, and Camille well, she is just plain......
11)Both use Viagra

Arguments Against / No Matches between the two:
1)Santa is beloved
2)Santa has friends
3)Santa is cute
4)Santa is attractive to the opposite sex
5)Santa is attracted to the opposite sex
6)People truly like Santa, they just don't act like it to his face
7)Santa has integrity
8)Santa is Awesome
9)Santa is married/straight
10)Santa does not have a psychologist
11)Santa believes that "69" is the begining of a street address...
12)Santa does not get his fudge packed during the holiday season.
13)Santa only delivers trains to little boys; he does not have trains pulled on him
14)Santa does not collect a pay check
15)Santa does not take medication
16)Santa is free of "social diseases"


Conclusion: No Way...See Grinch Comparison