The US gov't has decided to bail out my 6 year old son's piggy bank. He overspent on M&Ms and now is in default on the 2 dollars I lent him last week.

The gummint is giving him $2 billion since they say he is too small to fail. That may not make much sense unless you understand the "butterfly effect".

My son says he doesn't want the money since there are too many strings tied to it. But they forced him to take it anyway.

I have signed on as a consultant at $1 dollar a year to help my son deal with the Feds. The pay isn't much but he promised to give me a $20 million bonus.

And he better pay me or I'll send him to bed without any supper.