Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of @#$%
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...






But there again...................................
perhaps this is more your style?

splish splash
I was taking a bath
All about a staurday night

Rubbed up
Just relaxin in the tub
Thinkin everything was alright

Well I got out the tub
Put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
Then I opened up the door
and then
Splish Splash
I got back in the bath
well how was I to know there
was a party goin on?

There was a splishin and splashin
realin with the feelin
moving and a groovin
rockin and a rollin

Bing bang
I saw the whole gang
Dancin on my livin room floor
Well a flip fop
They were doin the bop
All the teens had the dancin bug
There was lollipop, peggy sue,
Golly miss molly was even there too
So Splish splash
I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancin shoes on

Lord knows I was
Rollin and a strollin
realing with the feelin
Movin and a groovin
Rockin and a rollin

I was splishin and a splashin
I was rollin and a strollin
I was movin and a groovin
I was realin with the feelin
I was rollin and a strollin
movin with the groovin
Splish splash

I was splishin and a splashin oh e
I was rollin and a strollin
I was movin and a groovin
I was movin and a groovin
I was realin with the feelin
Rollin and a strollin