Great! You've taken the first step. Now you can move to San Francisco, buy an electric car, wrap a sweater around your shoulders and talk about how progressive you are while you sit in a wine and cheese store and watch CNN. Get a life.

You inadvertently bring up a good point though. FIOS is going to take a huge chunk out of Dish's market share, which is why I keep my "short" sentiment. This stock will collapse.