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Ha, great post.
So this guy is driving down the road and sees a sign 'Talking Dog For Sale' He pulls off and goes to the house. Dog is sitting there on the porch. Guy says, "Hey, you the talking dog?" "Yup" Why is your owner selling you? Well, he thinks I;m getting too old. After my Bronze star and Purple heart in Iraq and my stint in the FBI, all I do is lay around and relax. About this time, the owner of the dog walks out and overhears the dog talking about his tour of duty in Iraq and yells, "See, thats why I'm selling the dog, he a F@cking liar, he was never in Iraq. GO DRYS, give daddy a drillship contract Sentiment : Strong Buy Rating :
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Wow, my Dog told me the same thing again today whi...
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Oh, come on! Dogs don't have opposible thumb...
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Why would the pps sky still no shipping business t...
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Re: Dyships is gonna sky!
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That's what I'm hoping for and that's wh...
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mygreatid | (1 Rating) | 7-Nov-09 08:45 pm | ||
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Today I was in the backyard cleaning up Goldman's ...
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ag_the_bubb... | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 02:03 am | ||
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I must have been smoking something when I bought t...
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alias_poon | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 06:58 am | ||
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Cheech & Chong smoked "Dog Sh*t" in UP IN SMO...
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ag_the_bubb... | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 10:06 am | ||
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I heard that its not good for dogs. It ...
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alias_poon | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 10:16 am | ||
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Yep. It also causes them to have ve...
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ag_the_bubb... | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 10:35 am | ||
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Hopefully you won't be followi...
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alias_poon | (2 Ratings) | 9-Nov-09 10:45 am | ||
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Here doggie! Here doggie! Go get it. It is going u...
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w_m_lee@sbc... | (1 Rating) | 9-Nov-09 04:05 pm | ||
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I told you guys this stock would sky. Well, it wa...
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ag_the_bubb... | Rate it | 11-Nov-09 04:29 pm | ||
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Your dog's name is Goldman? Are you perhaps h...
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jeff4_69 | Rate it | 11-Nov-09 07:03 pm | ||
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Oops, my bad. I see you said December 14...
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jeff4_69 | Rate it | 11-Nov-09 07:05 pm | ||
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Goldman died.
Well, actually, I fed him all of ...
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ag_the_bubb... | Rate it | 11-Dec-09 01:24 pm | ||
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is so funny my dog said the same thing but his nam...
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mariobetega | (1 Rating) | 11-Dec-09 01:52 pm | ||
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You sure it wasn't DOUCHE (err, I mean Deutsc...
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