Actually, I was thinking more of a Sioux brave outfit, war paint, moccasins, loin cloth, tomahawk, and bring back scalp of interloper. But then what kind of squaw action could I get with the scalp of a fat old bald white dude? Did the Native Americans really scalp people or was that a scare story created by the cavalry supply lobby? I need to go to sleep now, the lines between the parallel universes are gettin' fuzzy. Nite, nite everyone.