Both came for their session today. Both appeared very out of sorts and they both looked extremely tired. They held hands throughout most of the session although both tried to place each other's hands in the other's pants of which I redirected. We explored the results of the election and the impact this will have. We explored coping skills they could use such as posting only 5 times a day and not 50. They both were encouraged to accept their party's defeat and recognize that NOBAMA and liberalism in this great country suffered a HUGE setback last night. This led to immense emotions and crying. CBAGS pulled out a purple dildo and began sucking on it. This led to extreme jealousy by ManWithBra and he whopped CBAGS upside the head with his own orange dildo (which was hidden in his Bra). The police were called and both were arrested. My next client (a 12 year old boy) witnessed them being led out of my office by the police and stated, "What a bunch of Bozo's. Even I don't act like that".

Both were admitted to a psychiatric facility although the first three refused to take them.

I'll keep everyone posted on their progress or lack thereof.

KC