at the 2009 ASCRS conference in san francisco some lasik doctors who called themselves the coneheads I believe or something made fun of harmed lasik patients:

I’ve been waiting for my LASIK volumes to rise
Just wasn’t happening
Looking for that magic rainbow on the horizon
And I couldn’t see it
Until I let go, gave into the hype
And watched all the presbyopes yearn
Now my practice will thrive
Upgrades to try
I’m feelin’ my world start to turn…
And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!
The time of my life!

LASIK patients up and vanished into the air
Left me in pieces, but
Now I’m
Risin’
From the ashes, finding my wings
And all that I needed
Was there all along
Within my reach
As close as the lens of the eye!

And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!

And I’m pushing the boundaries of ethics
Ready to grow
Keeping my eyes on the scope
Arms open wide
[Unintelligible]

And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!

[HUGE APPLAUSE FROM THE OTHER ASCRS SURGEONS IN THE AUDIENCE]

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