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<description><![CDATA[An 86-year-old Ohio man at the controls of a plane that crashed last year, killing him and five passengers, had been warned not to drive by his eye doctor, according to federal investigators.

The National Transportation Safety Board said in a report issued this week that Gene Damschroder Sr. had been in treatment for macular degeneration for two years. Yet, on the last airman medical certificate he filed, in 2007, he denied having any eye conditions, the NTSB said.

Damschroder, a former state representative, was giving airplane rides on June 8, 2008, at Fremont Airport in northwest Ohio when the crash occurred. Witnesses told the NTSB that the Cessna was flying at a low altitude when it banked, descended and slammed into a field.

The report said Damschroder had been involved in four traffic accidents between 1998 and 2008, the most recent on May 30, 2008, as he was turning into the airport. He told a state trooper at the time that the sun was glaring into his vehicle and he didn't see an oncoming vehicle until he was already making the left]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[at the 2009 ASCRS conference in san francisco some lasik doctors who called themselves the coneheads I believe or something made fun of harmed lasik patients:

I’ve been waiting for my LASIK volumes to rise
Just wasn’t happening
Looking for that magic rainbow on the horizon
And I couldn’t see it
Until I let go, gave into the hype
And watched all the presbyopes yearn
Now my practice will thrive
Upgrades to try
I’m feelin’ my world start to turn…
And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!
The time of my life!

LASIK patients up and vanished into the air
Left me in pieces, but
Now I’m
Risin’
From the ashes, finding my wings
And all that I needed
Was there all along
Within my reach
As close as the lens of the eye!

And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!

And I’m pushing the boundaries of ethics
Ready to grow
Keeping my eyes on the scope
Arms open wide
[Unintelligible]

And I’ll try every implant
Collect a big fee
I know this is the time
This is the time to be
More than a plain old cataract doc
I know this is the time
This is the time
The time of my life!

[HUGE APPLAUSE FROM THE OTHER ASCRS SURGEONS IN THE AUDIENCE]
	
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