Oil down $2.50 - 3%

Unemployment comes out shockingly ugly, at 10.2%. Hasn't broken 10% in 26 years.

What does DUG do? It goes up a nickel!

Want DUG to go up a dime? Whoa, slow down, dreamer - you'd need a nuclear blast-off from Russia, headed straight for New York, for that kind of gain!