You are such a loser. Get some help.

Don't give me your pathetic excuse that you're not familiar with cell phones, text messaging etc. because you died so many years ago. I'm just as dead as you are and I'm up to date.

Here's how it works:

Every USANA Associate is constantly in touch with every other USANA Associate around the world, all 150,000 or so. Each constantly watches this message board 24/7/365 and posts after they see their screen name is next in order. The reason it's not in perfect order is that stuff happens...live people need to go to the bathroom, etc. or just screw up.

The reason it sometimes goes in reverse alphabetical order is just to keep everybody on their toes.

It's not automated. It couldn't possibly be automated.

I don't want to have to repeat myself.